Fatty McFatterson

This phone tap is one of the funniest things I've heard. God Bless Fat Egyptians.

Happy Ramadan

A little bit late but still relevant...
Two more weeks and counting!
(as seen on this blog)

Oh So Tempting...

as seen in Utter Wonder


The Pros and Cons of Moving to Canada.

PRO: Cleaner environment.
CON: Colder climate.

PRO: Universal healthcare.
CON: Higher tax rate.

PRO: The highest standard of living in the world.
CON: Not nearly as many Dunkin' Donuts.

PRO: Lower crime rate.
CON: My TiVo won't work there.

PRO: Quieter.
CON: The Grey Cup halftime show is always a disappointment.

PRO: Less crowded.
CON: Celine Dion.

PRO: Less traffic.
CON: The metric system.

PRO: Less partisan news media outlets.
CON: More than enough news stories about moose.

PRO: Less chance of being a victim of a terrorist act.
CON: More chance of getting beaten up in a Roadhouse.

PRO: Fewer Jesus People.
CON: More mean French-speaking waiters.

PRO: A multi-party political system.
CON: Celine Dion.

PRO: Good possibility that marijuana will be legalized.
CON: Pot makes me tell people I love them when I really don't.

PRO: No longer having a tool for neo-conservatives as my leader.
CON: Feeling guilty about abandoning my country during one of its darkest political periods.

PRO: Less homophobia, less racism, less intolerance.
CON: Celine Dion, Celine Dion, Celine Dion.

PRO: Closer to Santa.
CON: Thanksgiving is in October.

PRO: My sons won't have to help pay off the United States' mounting deficit.
CON: My sons will become huge Celine Dion fans.