lost in confusion
Random musings and goings on in the scary place that is my head.
Tuesday, June 03, 2008
Friday, November 23, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Come out, come out wherever you are...
J.K. Rowling recently announced Dumbledore was gay. I can honestly say I wasn't expecting that, but it makes you look at everything in a different light, especially with his past. Very interesting indeed. You can read about it here.
Tuesday, October 09, 2007
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Thursday, September 06, 2007
Oh So Tempting...
as seen in Utter Wonder
The Pros and Cons of Moving to Canada.
PRO: Cleaner environment.
CON: Colder climate.
PRO: Universal healthcare.
CON: Higher tax rate.
PRO: The highest standard of living in the world.
CON: Not nearly as many Dunkin' Donuts.
PRO: Lower crime rate.
CON: My TiVo won't work there.
PRO: Quieter.
CON: The Grey Cup halftime show is always a disappointment.
PRO: Less crowded.
CON: Celine Dion.
PRO: Less traffic.
CON: The metric system.
PRO: Less partisan news media outlets.
CON: More than enough news stories about moose.
PRO: Less chance of being a victim of a terrorist act.
CON: More chance of getting beaten up in a Roadhouse.
PRO: Fewer Jesus People.
CON: More mean French-speaking waiters.
PRO: A multi-party political system.
CON: Celine Dion.
PRO: Good possibility that marijuana will be legalized.
CON: Pot makes me tell people I love them when I really don't.
PRO: No longer having a tool for neo-conservatives as my leader.
CON: Feeling guilty about abandoning my country during one of its darkest political periods.
PRO: Less homophobia, less racism, less intolerance.
CON: Celine Dion, Celine Dion, Celine Dion.
PRO: Closer to Santa.
CON: Thanksgiving is in October.
PRO: My sons won't have to help pay off the United States' mounting deficit.
CON: My sons will become huge Celine Dion fans.
Thursday, June 14, 2007
She Should Have Known By The Way That He Walked...
As see on The Superficial:
Martha Stewart Hates Egyptians
Martha Stewart was on her way to make an appearance on The View Tuesday when she noticed she was being followed by a police cruiser. When her car stopped at the studio, it was surrounded by officers and her driver was promptly arrested. Page Six reports:
A visibly upset Stewart went up to her dressing room and, according to a source, "started shouting loudly to an assistant over the phone." The domestic diva yelled, "How could you do this to me? Don't you do background checks on people? He was Egyptian! What do I pay you people for?"
Hmm, right, so apparently Martha Stewart pays her people to make sure she doesn't hire any Egyptians. I'm pretty sure that's illegal. As is cutting off somebody's head and wearing it like a mask. I think.